The Scribble Run

“Have you ever considered the FIRST training plan?” asked Dena. “I think you would really do well with it.”

We were eating Rice Krispy treats and drinking rummed-up eggnog, chit-chatting after the First Annual Inaugural Barefoot Josh Elevational Invitational. Me and three friends ran up and down a big hill a bunch of times. In other words, it was a huge success!

The FIRST marathon training program is, to the best of my understanding, basically this: three runs a week, two days of cross-training, all done at high-effort. That means no easy runs, or “junk miles.” It’s how Dena has been training for marathons for years, and has enjoyed great success. It’s very different from what I do, which is try to run as much as I can, mostly slow, sometimes fast. Would training a-la FIRST take me TOO THE NEXT LEVEL (Gruaaaarrrgh!)? Maybe. While that’s an interesting topic, one that can be discussed in the comments, it’s not what I’m writing about. So why bring it up? Because it got me thinking about the easy runs, and why I like them and think they’re important. To illustrate my perspective, I’m going to use art (see what I did there?).

Art, for me, works best when there’s no pressure. I need to feel throughout the process that I could mess the whole thing up and it wouldn’t be a big deal. If I think, okay, let’s draw a picture of this dog and do it well enough so that his person might want to purchase it, I freeze. Commission work is worse. However, if I just scribble, just sorta look at the blobs of dark and light scribble in what I see, not trying to draw a nose or ear or anything, just shapes and spacial relationships, not only will the picture turn out pretty nicely (most of the time), but the experience itself of drawing is very rewarding (most of the time).

Speedwork fills me with a little bit of dread (most of the time). Most of my running is very early in the morning, and it can be hard to know when I step out the door what I’ve got in the ol’ pins. I tell myself as I disembark like a ship deprived of a broken champagne bottle on a journey into the depths of my lungs (!!) that it’s alright if I need to take it easy instead. Running slowly to warm up, after about a half mile I’m convinced I don’t have any fast stuff in me. A mile in, I’m ready to fly (say it with me: most of the time).

Running easy is like scribbling. It creates an association of joy and ease with an experience that can, and will, at times also cause frustration, doubt, and agony. It strengthens the sense of self as a verb, where I am what I do, and I can’t stop doing unless I stop being. FIRST might get me at my fittest physically, but my cowardly brain needs to scribble.

Run at the Rock: Splash Through My Stream of Consciousness

This is how my my year will end: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a somersault.

I want to like trail races. I really do. Don’t get me wrong, I totally see the appeal. I love the whole being in nature schtick, as well as the adventure of figuring out the zig-zaggyness of a zig-zaggy singletrack. Unfortunately, I’m a klutz and I don’t like kicking things. One or the other I’d be fine.

I start off really enjoying myself. I can run a technical trail pretty fast, feeling all spritely like some kind of androgynous elf, forgetting, briefly, that I’m in reality I’m more of a manly dwarf with a braided beard and a huge axe. OK, I lie. I’m more of an androgynous dwarf who plays the guitar. Odin Stardust, if you will. Or maybe Ziggy Oakenshield. And when I say “plays the guitar,” I don’t mean plays well. In fact, guitar-playing and trail-running are both things I imagine myself doing well at, but reality begs to differ like a leper messiah. I don’t know what I mean, I just have that song stuck in my head.

Run at the Rock was no different. I started off pretty well, keeping up with ac. That achievement should be modified for the fact that he was racing twice the distance I was, but I don’t care. After the first mile he sped off, but I was still plugging away at a good pace, feeling proud of myself. “Hey, I’m pretty good at this!” I start to think. That’s when I somersaulted and bruised my arm. “Hey, no I’m not!”

The course was not only replete with the usual sundry of obstacles, I struggled mightily with my own anxiety and trepidation. Maybe I need to spend less time in the thesaurus and more time on the trails. My brain couldn’t move fast enough to take in everything the ground was throwing at me, but that wasn’t the hard part. The hard part was all the invisible stuff on what my eyes told me was a clear path. I swear the forest floor has hands that only grab my ankles, no one else’s. I’m special, I guess. Anyway, many kicks and trips and ankle twists later, I finished in 10th place thankful to be in one piece.

The shoe of choice for this in-this-instance non-barefooting barefoot blogger were the Merrell Trail Gloves. Seemed appropriate, what with the trail and all.

So that’s that. All of my running from here on out is completely Umstead focused. I’m on week seven of the Higdon training plan and feeling pretty good. “Pretty good” as in I think I might be able to pull off a sub-3:10. That would be cool. Gawdaful painful and miserable, but cool.

But not as cool as…