How to perform a hitch-kick

You never know when you’ll need to do a hitch-kick. When you do, you’d better know how.

Step #1:

If possible, get a running start.

Step #2:

Stay relaxed. Don’t give it away! The hitch kick needs to be a surprise if you’re going to pull it off successfully.

Step #3:

The crossover determines the height of the hitch-kick. Note the arms serve not only a utilitarian purpose, but adds artistic brio to the balletic composition.

Step #4:

The kick. Again, note the arms. And the casual tilt of the head? Sheer poetry in motion. I am clearly not your average, run-of-the-mill hitch-kicker.

Step #5:

STICK THE LANDING. Very important. I know, I know, you were expecting the more formal pointed toe instead of the flexed foot. What can I say? I was feeling cheeky.

All photos courtesy of Shannon. Or maybe ac. I don’t know who was taking the pictures.

7 thoughts on “How to perform a hitch-kick

  1. That’s excellent — lol! I saw you do that on another blog, but not the great lead-up and technique broken down.

    Despite your great instructions, there is NO way I could do that at the end of a race.

  2. I am going to give it 3 of 5 stars.
    The choreography and execution were pretty good, but the costumes looked like something out of a second hand shop and the music was terrible. And whoever did makeup should be fired.

  3. Oh Great! Are we now going to be subjected to a new blog called “Barefoot-Hitch-Kicker-Josh?” Madness! Just madness!
    Everyone knows hitch-kicking is only possible if you have bio-mechanically perfect heels.

  4. I see how barefootin is good practice for hitch-kicking…you have really bent knees. Some of that gravel looks golf ball-sized. Nice work.

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